I sure hope there is a next chapter (and several more leading up to and including the 10th step)- this just got REALLY interesting!  

AH! This story is hilarious!!! 

This: 

“Your attempt would be amusing.” The bastard actually had the audacity to smirk.

-snorts and giggles-

I am definitely going to keep my eyes peeled open, impatiently whining as I wait for the next installment. ^_^ 

~Smo 

Fantastic! I really loved this first chapter! Very original idea!

 “There is a hole in my ear.” - Best line ever... I can almost see her face in this moment! Loved Sess "insisting in her compliance". I hope Kagome makes him pay for it!

Great work, I'm waiting for more!