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                             Just burn it. Then you won't have any laundry to do. 
 
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                             Just use your pants. That's what they're there for. 
 
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                            Rob a bank, make sure to get the lolly! 
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                            Bathe in acid! Then the cookie smell will be gone!   
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                             Yank it out. 
 
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                             Take an axe to your ovaries, you'll never have to deal with that anymore! My niece and nephew are driving me insane. What should I do? 
                            
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                             Tie them up and stuff them in a broom closet. They wouldn't bother you then... though they could still make a lot of noise, but that's why radios were invented, right? Just crank up the volume! 
 
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                             Face your fears! Climb Mt. Everest and jump off. You may die but it's a risk you should take!! Help!! I'm an arachnophobic. What should I do? 
                            
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                             Dress up like spiderman and run around your local mall doing sidery things. If anyone gets on your just tell them your doing adversion therepy. 
 
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                             Find a local freak show and see if they have a position open for someone with petite feet.  
 
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                             set yourself on fire, you'll be really hot then. 
 
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                             Get the lawn mower after those flowers! Evil things.... 
 
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                             Throw eggs at their house and turn up your music! 
 
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                             Rip out your tongue so you cant taste them. 
 
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                             mmmmm vanilla, I bet your dog tastes good, lick 'em. 
 
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                             let him in it may be fun! 
 
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                            Well, of course your crying, your chipmunks left you and my yetti won't play with you           
Get a friend to kick you when your down and have them eat all your pies.
 
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                             post a detailed blog on facebook, twiter, and a youtube account of your smex life and he should show right back up, ignore all calls from your mother til its born and you can show her the cute wee-you to throw her off. 
 
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                            Well make them! But try a new recipe. You know the usual ingredients for waffles but then add some rat poison for that extra kick! I promise it'll hit the spot     
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                             Chop those suckers off. No feet = no pain! 
 
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                             I like your logic! Hehe! You gotta teach that stomach of yours a lesson; show it who's boss! Take a scalpel and stab it a few times. It demonstrates 'If you hurt me, I hurt you!' 
                            
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                             Kimakaanna, you didn't ask a question girl! 
 
I'll ask one in your place.  
 
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                             I say do it, go in a very busy public place, oh and do it naked, you'll get more nickels, or even dollar bills with some luck. 
 
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                             Here's what you do: You make him undergo a home-made surgery preventing him from ever cheating on you again 'wink wink' Heck, after the operation he may never have eyes for another woman again. As for tools to use, I say you use a scythe (borrow that sucker from the Grim reaper if you have to!) 
 
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